1- Making brownies at 3 in the morning is completely normal, and often times a necessity.
2-Why not blast "whats up" by 4 non blondes as you take a shower and karaoke along?
3-No, I'm not crazy. I'm not talking to myself, I'm simply thinking out loud i
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Two baby red pandas got a fright when a zoo keeper jumped in front of themThe hilarious video has been viewed more than 460,000 times in five daysThe three-month-old females were filmed at a zoo in Japanhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2235628
Read more…The Easter Bunny shares his views on the imminent planet wide ascension as channeled by Tsongkhapa11
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Namaste dear,dear,dear ones,
I come to you on this day aboard the starship Galactic Lair and it brings us great joy to see so m
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Grandma Still Drives ---Priceless
Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car.
She writes: Dear Grand-daughter,
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker ..
I was feel
Read more…I wasnt going to post this here but then i thought ,, eh ,,, why not...and besides...you guys might know some turkeys too. if so...i felt better writing it.. hope you enjoy reading it :)
It can be hard to soar like an eagle when you’re surrounded by
Read more…Sarcophagus of Constantine's daughter Constantia with a picture of Cupid about to wizz or splooge into a barrel of grapes. Did she die of grape poisoning? Or maybe this is true definition of Cupids arrow... it refers to his wang and he uses it to chr
Read more…Thrise shnellin dipple, the wavey wong pimple flout for a dingle beany, almost super pudding. In hoves drickle, a flowery tea cup did belly mince and forever sailed under flabby sour nipple melons. The windy bell came a boneo ablinsdeekoo, 1624 and w
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A is for ACUPUNCTURE. ACUPUNCTURE is an ancient Chinese medical technique of healing people by sticking them with needles. Western doctors have recently discovered Acupuncture and find it similar to their more modern technique of sticking |
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Glossary of New Speak
acupuncture (n): A modern day bed of nails.
affirmation (n): Words or sentences newageoholics say when they arenít getting enough of what they want.
air sword (n): Similar to air guitar but without the soundtrack; used to slay dem
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Our world has been put into a coma for years by the media and paid truth…
Greetings, I am Mira from the Pleiadian High Council. I greet…
Chapter XII
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