Two pieces of rope walk into a bar wanting a cold one on a hot July day. Hanging above the big picture of the reclining naked lady with her privates barely covered by a feather fan is a sign saying: "We don't serve rope!"
Well, the th
Read more…What did the extraterrestrial Lady watermelon say to the extraterrestrial Gentleman watermelon when the extraterrestrial Gentleman watermelon proposed marriage?
The extraterrestrial Lady watermelon said: "Yes, but we cantaloupe"!
Read more…When we were polytheists, we were also polygamists. When we became monotheists, we became monogamous. In this modern times, it seems that we are heading to becoming pantheists and I can see that we are heading to becoming pangamists!PANGAMYJust as PA
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Dear Friends,
In the times of ancient Byzantium, they had a policy of state control, based upon the idea that mass sporting events may usefully divert public attention away from any real social inequality issues, bubbling below the surface, that coul
Read more…"Greetings Arthlings. I AM AHORN, sovereign grand commander of the planet of the killer Acorns! Mine Acorns are spread across galaxies where they blossom forth into SeeDs. Behold! I am he who planted a Garden in Eden! E Dan DNA Ribose Rib woman.... (
Read more…Is it possible to snatch something from yourself? Yes!A story is told of a dog who was lucky to find some piece of meat. As he was crossing a bridge, he saw the water and saw another dog with his own meat. Forgeting his, he dived to the water to snat
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Putin vs. Obama
Putin's mom was a good Christian lady.
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Obama's teen-mom was promiscuous and did soft porn.
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Here's the current Common Core math being taught in U.S. elementary schools. WHO THINKS UP THIS STUFF??
And here's Abbott & Costello using this "new and improved" math to sell vacuum cleaners. Click https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnICFjDn97o for 3 mi
Read more…I've been wanting to do this for a while. Post one or more things that you remember learning today. Anything counts. If you do that every day, maybe you will remember the things you learned a bit better. It will also be interesting to see what gets p
Read more…Operation American Spring was supposed to be a historic event, a day of revolution and taking back the good ol’ USA and making it a real country again. We’re not entirely sure what Tea Party types mean by “taking back our country” but we assume it ha
Read more…Just a rumor, but the word is that congress passed a new bill that would allow the big oil companies to send their goons out with government authority enabling them to break into your home without knocking, beat you up, and take your money. Proponent
Read more…Click https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KDm3zCvN4ao for six-minute laugh, courtesy of Mel Brooks, R.I.P.
I MISS MEL BROOKS.
Read more…The House Armed Services Committee’s draft for the 2027 National Defense Authorization Act contains a section buried deep in the document establishing an alarming partnership between the U.S. and Israeli…
