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This Week's Dumb Joke... fair warning

      Two pieces of rope walk into a bar wanting a cold one on a hot July day.    Hanging above the big picture of the reclining naked lady with her privates barely covered by a feather fan is a sign saying:  "We don't serve rope!"

       Well, the th

Dumb Joke of the Week

    What did the extraterrestrial Lady watermelon say to the extraterrestrial Gentleman watermelon when the extraterrestrial Gentleman watermelon proposed marriage?

     The extraterrestrial Lady watermelon said:  "Yes, but we cantaloupe"! 

pangamy

When we were polytheists, we were also polygamists. When we became monotheists, we became monogamous. In this modern times, it seems that we are heading to becoming pantheists and I can see that we are heading to becoming pangamists!PANGAMYJust as PA

LOL Big Time. Andy Singer's "U.S. Foreign Policy Flow Chart" Will Help One In Understanding U.S. Foreign Policy

Brazillian World Cup - Bread and Circuses Without the Bread

Dear Friends,

In the times of ancient Byzantium, they had a policy of state control, based upon the idea that mass sporting events may usefully divert public attention away from any real social inequality issues, bubbling below the surface, that coul

Come Hither Yon Goats and Feast on Anything!

"Greetings Arthlings. I AM AHORN, sovereign grand commander of the planet of the killer Acorns! Mine Acorns are spread across galaxies where they blossom forth into SeeDs. Behold! I am he who planted a Garden in Eden! E Dan DNA Ribose Rib woman.... (

he snatched himself meat!

Is it possible to snatch something from yourself? Yes!A story is told of a dog who was lucky to find some piece of meat. As he was crossing a bridge, he saw the water and saw another dog with his own meat. Forgeting his, he dived to the water to snat

HILARIOUS AS FREAKING HECK!!! Michael King's "Putin Versus Obama"

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Putin vs. Obama

Putin's mom was a good Christian lady. Maria was totally devoted to her son Vladimir.

Obama's teen-mom was promiscuous and did soft porn.            *That's really her! Slutty Feminist Stanley Ann Dunham divorced twice and abandoned litt

LOL!!! MAD Magazine's New Movie Proposal For President Obama and Private Bowe Bergdahl

LMAO big time. Comediens Abbott & Costello Demonstrate The New "fuzzy math" (And Selling Vacuum Cleaners) Via Math Techniques Currently Taught At Our Elementary Schools.

Here's the current Common Core math being taught in U.S. elementary schools. WHO THINKS UP THIS STUFF??

And here's Abbott & Costello using this "new and improved" math to sell vacuum cleaners. Click https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnICFjDn97o for 3 mi

Something you learned today

I've been wanting to do this for a while. Post one or more things that you remember learning today. Anything counts. If you do that every day, maybe you will remember the things you learned a bit better. It will also be interesting to see what gets p

Something to make you smile...

35 Top Excuses for What Happened to the 29,999,000 People Who Didn’t Show Up for Operation American Spring

Operation American Spring was supposed to be a historic event, a day of revolution and taking back the good ol’ USA and making it a real country again. We’re not entirely sure what Tea Party types mean by “taking back our country” but we assume it ha

LOL!!! Mark Dice Interviews Southern Californians Who Claim That Not Liking Mexican Food On Cinco De Mayo Day Is Racist

Click https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpUSD4Lrt34&feature=player_embedded for a good four minute laugh.

New bill fast-tracking thru congress

Just a rumor, but the word is that congress passed a new bill that would allow the big oil companies to send their goons out with government authority enabling them to break into your home without knocking, beat you up, and take your money. Proponent

Stolichnaya Vodka Website Announces The Banning Of Their Vodka From Barack Obama, John McCain, And John Kerry

GREAT PHOTOS: Oregon Cows Take On A Black Bear Eyeing Their Calves And Teach It A Lesson To Stay Away

Washington D.C. Solution: Make The (s)elected Politicians Wear NASCAR Style Jackets, With Their Financial Sponsors On The Jacket

LMAO Part 2: "How To Steal Cliven Bundy's Ranch For Chinese Creditors With Help From Criminals And The Ku Klux Klan."

Click https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=bcokL59jeqU for a guaranteed 3-minute laugh.

LOL! "How The U.S. Government Can Steal Land From Cliven Bundy To Help With A $1 Trillion Chinese Debt."

Click https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=KDm3zCvN4ao for six-minute laugh, courtesy of Mel Brooks, R.I.P.

I MISS MEL BROOKS.