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Funny conversations between me and my Avatar before I woke up.

I wrote these down back when they happened because I really didn't know what to think of them at the time.I just thought they were kinda funny. My Avatar has a strange, dark sense of humor and he is kinda annoying sometimes. But he's still my Avatar

Check Out These Laughing Divine Ones

This exchange between Mooji and the young man is so wonderful. I can't help but laugh out loud every time I watch it.

Mayan 2012

LADIES & GENTLEMEN

ODD MEANINGS OF WORDS

ODD MEANINGS OF WORDS

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.
A m

'If You're Laughing, You're Living...Longer' by Dr. Al Sears

The following email message from Dr. Al Sears (www.alsears.com) was copied & pasted here:

[PLEASE NOTE: HUMOUR IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!]

Dear Jazmin,

Do you want to hear the

Looking for a Twin Flame/Soulmate

I am looking for a twin flame with the following qualities:

1- She must be a Multi-Dimensional, Inter Gallactic Universal Cosmic being.

2- She must have the beautiful face of a Pleiadian.

3- She must have the beautiful body of an Andromedian.

4- She must

The Pastor's Ass

The Pastor's Ass

A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. 
 
The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind

Since Laughter is the Best Medicine----Let's Medicate---Everything I Need to Know I Learned From Noah's Ark

1)  Don't miss the boat;

HAHA! What a great read!!!

'WHAT MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME...' by Anonymous

WHAT MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE 
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 

2. My mother taught me RELIGION  
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet." 

3.  M

Consumption

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Coventry.

The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here years go. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with

Greetings to all with Dragonland - Contact, haven't been here for awhile

A Brazilian Baby Dancing to the Beat

Just BEing the Love that he is.  :-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X0AamE1Bxs&feature=related

Why Bruce Lee was an Enlightened Master

Everyone needs to watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbzzcpsAPo8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-fZ6tJGJ6g&feature=related

The Illuminati Control You

When I first watched this vlog I thought maybe the creator was just breaking down in programming because of a serious information overload, but it turns out that he's just pulling a Glenn Beck.


Youtube Channel - The Amazing Atheist

BP Spills Coffee!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AAa0gd7ClM

Disclosure has to wait...

Disclosure or Aliens comming and saying hello have to wait....It's THE WORLD CUP in SOUTH AFRIKA. :)))

Twitter - "@BPGlobalPR"

Well I might be the last person to hear of this, but in case I'm not, go to:

http://twitter.com/bpglobalpr

Very innovative protest action - genuis! : )

And here is the story of the guy behind it:

http://streetgiant.com/2010/06/02/leroy-stick-the-man-b

Church Wars hehe