Rated PG

Parental Guidance is recommended.

 

Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back
to Fred's mom and dad's house for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his
breakfast.  As he

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Call of Nature...

...It's all natural!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Extraterrestrial Stereotypes..?

We all have our racial stereotypes, and I think that somewhere there is a race out there making puns and jokes directed at other races.

So, based on things you might have learned about these races, what are some misconceptions and stereotypes about th

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Moron, the dark lord of stupidity

Heis the bringer of dumb, the harbinger of delusion, ignorance anddarkness. The caretaker of mumbo jumbo, hocus pocus and gobbledygook,who's shadow we are all born under.

Hisdeciples the morons do his work, spreading dumb, being dumb, anddoing dumb. D

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Happy/cute story: Jasmine the Greyhound

In 2003, police in Warwickshire, England, opened a garden shed and found a whimpering, cowering dog.

The dog had been locked in the shed and abandoned. It was dirty, malnourished, and had quite clearly been abused.

In an act of kindness, the police too

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GOD AND EVE IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN

Now, men, don't get your hackles up over this.  I am not a feminist and Love men and women equally.  This is meant to be purely fun.  'K?

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THE AUSSIE VERSION OF CREATION

Nothing is sacred in Australia... well, almost (my opinion)!

 

THE AUSSIE VERSION OF 'CREATION'  

 

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach..... And BBQ's...... He created night for going prawning,

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Great Words - (Humour) - please don't read if you're very PC and easily offended! :-)

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.Here are the winners:1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying

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Laughter is good for the Soul

I have a great sense of humor and love to laugh and I think laughing is healthy, you use way more muscles to smile than you do to frown or make an angry face.. So with that said.. I'm going to upload a hilarious video, I hope we share the same sense

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cute cartoon

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Things that CATS should remember (sequel to the one Things Dogs should remember

THINGS CATS SHOULD REMEMBER . . .. . .when it comes to other animals* I cannot leap through closed windows to catch birds outside. If I forget this and bonk my head on the window and fall behind the couch in my attempt, I will not get up and do the s

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Romance In The Stars in Magical Time

I thought there no mortal left aliveThat would make me feel so A-liveHow can a man make me shineWhen I have only met him onlineA man in my boxThat completely rocksThere's only one conclusion that I can come toThat; truly I have been listened toI told

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The Futuro(UFO house) -OMG i want one lmao

Has anyone ever seen one of these? This has to be the most awesome house ever made perfect for the UFO ethuasist or Lightworker. lolheres the link they have floorplans and all http://www.futurohouse.com/

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How do you want first contact to be like?

1. How do you want first contact to be like?2. When do you want first contact?3. Would you like to go to other worlds?4. What ETs and Worlds are you most interested in?5. What can we/I do to stimulate fantasies of benevolent ET contact (to make law o

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A Chat available during down times.

I have, on my page, a chat available to the public during the down times of the sites chat.It is unfortunate that the site chat just happens to be down constantly while I am online.Just a quick disclaimer though: I basicly do whatever I want on this

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The Maine Wife

THE Maine WIFEThree men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. The first man had married a woman from Ohio and had told her that she was going to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but

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Dog ?!?!

Did you hear the one about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?He lay awake all night, wondering if there really was a DOG. ;-)

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