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WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES

WHY SOME MEN HAVE DOGS AND NOT WIVES

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents never visit.

A Crystal Ball!

The air has cleared...

Feared the sky was falling on my head and i could not see straight , so i put on my intelectually intented glasses and a helmet. The bombardment of words was kind of heavy, so just in case i'll keep them on for a while...lol. And Jericha your descrip

Oh My God!

Things that happen when someone cries out OH MY GOD!

George Carlin

He passed away back in 08 but still to this day everything that he ranted on about gave something think about through his brilliant comedy skits.

Comedy Sites

College Humour

http://www.collegehumor.com/originals (not intended for a younger audience)

https://www.youtube.com/user/collegehumor (slightly moderated content, but still not intended for a younger audience)


Failblog

http://failblog.org (not intended fo

ANOTHER PROBLEM CAUSED BY DEFORESTATION

ANOTHER PROBLEM CAUSED BY DEFORESTATION

They're Made Out Of Meat

"They're made out of meat."
"Meat?"
"Meat. They're made out of meat."
"Meat?"
"There's no doubt about it. We picked several from different parts ofthe planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, probed them all the waythrough. They're completely meat."
"T

QUIPS and QUOTES

A bit of hard work never killed anyone, but why risk it?

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

I love the film - Ferris Bueller's Day Off. In one scene, Ferris' sister (Jeanie) is at the police station, talking to a boy about her brother, who always gets away with skipping school. Here's the dialogue:

 

JEANIE
I went home to confirm that the shit

COMPUTER TECHNOLOGY

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TECH SUPPORT says it's best practice to have a backup system installed.

LOVE & MARRIAGE, According to Big Kids

 George Clooney:
“ The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

Bill Clinton:

"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."

George W. Bush:

"Some people ask the secret of our long ma

guess what im saying :) (my made up language) dont worry its not rude or anything. fun :D

helkik


mi gelk vopou cles sed mi pip vopou nesbt.  *nesbt*

vom nep  ashik

nega mey ridy


mi colo mako lop

mi gelk vopou sed mi pip vopou gelkii calmu *nesbt*

robert gordon

The Love Police

These guys are awesome!   >Mmmmmwa! <  : )

(Apologies if this has already been posted)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX7lOk2H8eo

LOVE & MARRIAGE: It's Elementary, According to Kids

1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. – Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they g

The Bible Story, According to Kids

THE BIBLE STORY, ACCORDING TO KIDS

The following statements came from a Catholic Elementary School Test. Pay attention to the wording and spelling. It helps if you are familiar with the Bible even a little bit.
The elementary school children were ask

World Religions Simplified

This is similar to the one posted by Ann, but, slightly different.  In-joy!

Senior sex

There was this 95-year-old man and woman living in a retirement home who went on a date.

TRUE FRIENDSHIP: 'AUSSIE STYLE'

True Friendship: 'Aussie Style'

(None of that Sissy Crap)

Are you tired of those weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here are promises that actually speak of true friendship -- Just the ston

Rated PG

Parental Guidance is recommended.

Fred and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back
to Fred's mom and dad's house for their first night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his
breakfast.  As he