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And God smiled...

Posted by tertiusgaudens on August 3, 2012 at 6:52am in Spirituality In General

Once God was in a good mood and wanted to show his big heart to humans. He came to a man and said:

Let me fullfill you 3 good wishes. But be aware, that your neighbour you consider your enemy, will get twice you wish! For I will bless both of you stubborn jackasses!

Good, said the man, then let me have a nice car!

Why not, said God, and the neighbour got of course 2 cars.

Ok, said the man, now grant me a beautiful wife!

It happend, and the neighbour suddenly had 2 wives sitting on his lap.

Well good Lord, said the man, now my third wish. Could you please remove one of my balls?

And God smiled...

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Vagelis4VP August 3, 2012 at 10:41am

lol...pretty wasted the 3rd wish... he was a jackass for sure... :)))
STAR* August 3, 2012 at 10:33am

hehehehe...

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