Once God was in a good mood and wanted to show his big heart to humans. He came to a man and said:
Let me fullfill you 3 good wishes. But be aware, that your neighbour you consider your enemy, will get twice you wish! For I will bless both of you stubborn jackasses!
Good, said the man, then let me have a nice car!
Why not, said God, and the neighbour got of course 2 cars.
Ok, said the man, now grant me a beautiful wife!
It happend, and the neighbour suddenly had 2 wives sitting on his lap.
Well good Lord, said the man, now my third wish. Could you please remove one of my balls?
And God smiled...
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lol...pretty wasted the 3rd wish... he was a jackass for sure... :)))
hehehehe...