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BREAKING NEWS : SANTA TURNS VEGAN~!~

Posted by Michael on December 25, 2012 at 3:02am in Spirituality In General

8110504674?profile=original.............................After yrs of encouregment from vegan elves, who are over 2,000 yrs old and still in excellent health, the jelly~belied one had decided to embrace plant based diet. " It has gotten to the point ", Mr. Claus said, "i could only visit the homes with double chimney . Now, I feel better, I lost 150 lbs , my heart problems disappeared and I plan on fitting in every chimney this season "....................

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Please don't leave any more cookies for me, unless they are vegan and made with hemp oil.......

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  • Michael December 26, 2012 at 1:38am

    ....................And Mrs. Mary Christmass baked him some cookies to praise his new found libido...................

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    • ChaoticDragon16 > Michael December 26, 2012 at 2:42am

      That... is... simply... Awesome and hilarious!

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  • Michael December 26, 2012 at 1:35am

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    Santa reveals his new look.............................

  • ChaoticDragon16 December 25, 2012 at 11:24pm

    You are beautiful and sexy Mrs. Santa...

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  • Michael December 25, 2012 at 11:20pm

    you such a naughty girl CA...........!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ChaoticDragon16 December 25, 2012 at 11:15pm

    I know this picture may not be related to this topic but still, it is hilarious picture and I thought I'd share this with you all!  :3

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    • Michael > ChaoticDragon16 December 25, 2012 at 11:19pm

      Love it...............

  • Drekx Omega December 25, 2012 at 11:01pm

    ;-)

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