BREAKING NEWS : SANTA TURNS VEGAN~!~

8110504674?profile=original.............................After yrs of encouregment from vegan elves, who are over 2,000 yrs old and still in excellent health, the jelly~belied one had decided to embrace plant based diet. " It has gotten to the point ", Mr. Claus said, "i could only visit the homes with double chimney . Now, I feel better, I lost 150 lbs , my heart problems disappeared and I plan on fitting in every chimney this season "....................

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Please don't leave any more cookies for me, unless they are vegan and made with hemp oil.......

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  • ....................And Mrs. Mary Christmass baked him some cookies to praise his new found libido...................

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    • That... is... simply... Awesome and hilarious!

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    Santa reveals his new look.............................

  • You are beautiful and sexy Mrs. Santa...

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  • you such a naughty girl CA...........!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I know this picture may not be related to this topic but still, it is hilarious picture and I thought I'd share this with you all!  :3

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    • Love it...............

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