Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and ... OH, MY GOD!...
Silence followed ......
... Moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant... accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee on my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
One male passenger yelled, "Be jezis! You should see the back of mine!!!"
"Well, these debris hazzards are deflected by the electro-gravitic field, which envelopes the ship, as it vectors through any medium...A type of force field...Or, sometimes a dimensional phase shift, can also allow the ship to pass through space…"
"When he skirted over the reasons for the original group of Knights, that excavated under the temple, built on the site of the Al-Aqsa mosque, he mentions that they wanted ritual scrolls, for the purpose of magic....BUT, seems oblivious as to what…"
"Yes, there is zero intertia inside the ships and within fields, so that you could be drinking a glass of water inside, the ship makes a sudden 90 degrees turn, travelling at 500,000 mph and you would not even spill a drop...
Actually, this planet…"
"It's not the real Navy SEAL Robert Harward...In fact, he's more wrinkled than the dude in the latex mask, which is smooth and makes his head look like a baby's arse....As for the flpping neck bit...Plain stupid....LOL"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and ... OH, MY GOD!...
Silence followed ......
... Moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant... accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee on my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
One male passenger yelled, "Be jezis! You should see the back of mine!!!"