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ahem!
bubble and squeak is too much to eat with composed of fried chicken feet
how to compose a derelikt nose where two suns cannot make right.
bagel quest gone far away two hats to make my guinea pig stay.…"
ahem!
bubble and squeak is too much to eat with composed of fried chicken feet
how to compose a derelikt nose where two suns cannot make right.
bagel quest gone far away two hats to make my guinea pig stay.…"
"I'm a bit late to the party, but groovy baby!
Trump told him:
"O, behave Ayatollah!", twice LOL
he didn't listen ;)"
Trump told him:
"O, behave Ayatollah!", twice LOL
he didn't listen ;)"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and ... OH, MY GOD!...
Silence followed ......
... Moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant... accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee on my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
One male passenger yelled, "Be jezis! You should see the back of mine!!!"