Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced:
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and ... OH, MY GOD!...
Silence followed ......
... Moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant... accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee on my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
One male passenger yelled, "Be jezis! You should see the back of mine!!!"
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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto. The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight. So sit back, relax and ... OH, MY GOD!...
Silence followed ......
... Moments later, the captain came back on the intercom.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight attendant... accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee on my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
One male passenger yelled, "Be jezis! You should see the back of mine!!!"