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Posted by Phylos on July 4, 2014 at 9:33pm in Humour & Playground

What did the extraterrestrial Lady watermelon say to the extraterrestrial Gentleman watermelon when the extraterrestrial Gentleman watermelon proposed marriage?

The extraterrestrial Lady watermelon said: "Yes, but we cantaloupe"!

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Avatar July 6, 2014 at 1:28am
July 5, 2014 at 6:51pm

...At Last..........Some Light Heartedness........I Bow......LOL.......<3.........
Avatar July 5, 2014 at 4:01pm
Malcolm July 5, 2014 at 2:49pm

And if your watermelon pair have rotten children, the first male will be a son of a peach.
Avatar July 4, 2014 at 10:13pm

LOL

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