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Posted by Phylos on July 4, 2014 at 9:33pm in Humour & Playground

    What did the extraterrestrial Lady watermelon say to the extraterrestrial Gentleman watermelon when the extraterrestrial Gentleman watermelon proposed marriage?

     The extraterrestrial Lady watermelon said:  "Yes, but we cantaloupe"! 

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  • July 5, 2014 at 6:51pm

    ...At Last..........Some Light Heartedness........I Bow......LOL.......<3.........

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  • Malcolm July 5, 2014 at 2:49pm

    And if your watermelon pair have rotten children, the first male will be a son of a peach.

  • Avatar July 4, 2014 at 10:13pm

    LOL

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