Emperor's cloths in new age

A story is told of an empire who ended up walking necked in full view of his empire!This story has some nice lesson to teach those who are too proud to admitte their own 'weakness', which can infact be strength!A kick back card was invented in new age called; 'look within yourself'. Well, the concocter might have known what he was talking of but the term ended up becomming famous for the wrong reason. Some quickly saw how convenient it is. When a difficult question is poused, it kicks the ball back to the asker immediatelly, and the listening groud gets convinced that it is the asker, not the asked that has some problems.But what if you were an ET and you ask what an orange is and you are told; go search for it in an ochard. Will the earthians have helped you with anything? In ochard are many things, from butterflies to perfumes.But that is not what I wanna say. I wanna say that even a guy who have no clue of what an orange is or a blatant lier can still give this non answere and the shame, so he think, is shaken off the guy back to the asker! If the second time the ET asks what a santa clause is, we can still safely ask the ET to go search in orchads for the answere and he will find it there! The point is that it is regardless whether the earthian has realy ever seen the santa in the ochards or not! As long as he doesn't UNAMBIGUOUSLY SPECIFY what he saw in the orchard, we always have nothing to dispute. If the ET is as proud as the empire, he will feel ashamed that perharps people around will know that I have no such smart eyes to see the santa or perharps I have never been to the orchard my self! So the proud ET is faced with two options; to shy away or to become the victim of the emperor's cloths and say, yes, I have been to the ochards and have seen the santa too!Be warned. This peer preasure is the psychological trick sophists use. If you are imersed in a group wherein everybody claims to see some invisible cloths that ordinary men cannot see, you feel belittled to admitt that I am not seeing anything. So as many such proud people join in to say; I do see the cloths too, the more belitled those who are not seeing the cloths feel and the more the temptation to join the testimonising group! So the rumours spread like some fire!The emperor got convinced that those who were testifying that there exists some wonderfull invisible cloths were saying the truth. For feer of getting embarased that he will not be seen as a member of those guys with better eyes, he too begun to join the group! Finaly he bought the expensive CLOTHES! Then he wore them and came out matching comfortably!

Good point...LOL

Bud Abbott: Well, let’s see, we have on the bags, Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third…

Lou Costello: That’s what I want to find out.

Bud Abbott: I say Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know’s on third.

Lou Costello: Are you the manager?

Bud Abbott: Yes.

Lou Costello: You gonna be the coach too?

Bud Abbott: Yes.

Lou Costello: And you don’t know the fellows’ names?

Bud Abbott: Well I should.

Lou Costello: Well then who’s on first?

Bud Abbott: Yes.

Lou Costello: I mean the fellow’s name.

Bud Abbott: Who.

Lou Costello: The guy on first.

Bud Abbott: Who.

Lou Costello: The first baseman.

Bud Abbott: Who.

Lou Costello: The guy playing…

Bud Abbott: Who is on first!

Lou Costello: I’m asking YOU who’s on first.

Bud Abbott: That’s the man’s name.

Lou Costello: That’s who’s name?

Bud Abbott: Yes.

Lou Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.

Bud Abbott: That’s it.

Lou Costello: That’s who?

Bud Abbott: Yes.

PAUSELou Costello: Look, you gotta first baseman?

Bud Abbott: Certainly.

Lou Costello: Who’s playing first?

Bud Abbott: That’s right.

Lou Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?

Bud Abbott: Every dollar of it.

Lou Costello: All I’m trying to find out is the fellow’s name on first base.

Bud Abbott: Who.

Lou Costello: The guy that gets…

Bud Abbott: That’s it.

Lou Costello: Who gets the money…

Bud Abbott: He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.

Lou Costello: Who’s wife?

Bud Abbott: Yes.

PAUSEBud Abbott: What’s wrong with that?

Lou Costello: Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?

Bud Abbott: Who.

Lou Costello: The guy.

Bud Abbott: Who.

Lou Costello: How does he sign…

Bud Abbott: That’s how he signs it.

Lou Costello: Who?

Bud Abbott: Yes.

PAUSELou Costello: All I’m trying to find out is what’s the guy’s name on first base.

Bud Abbott: No. What is on second base.

Lou Costello: I’m not asking you who’s on second.

Bud Abbott: Who’s on first.

Lou Costello: One base at a time!

Bud Abbott: Well, don’t change the players around.

Lou Costello: I’m not changing nobody!

Bud Abbott: Take it easy, buddy.

Lou Costello: I’m only asking you, who’s the guy on first base?

Bud Abbott: That’s right.

Lou Costello: Ok.

Bud Abbott: All right.

PAUSELou Costello: What’s the guy’s name on first base?

Bud Abbott: No. What is on second.

Lou Costello: I’m not asking you who’s on second.

Bud Abbott: Who’s on first.

Lou Costello: I don’t know.

Bud Abbott: He’s on third, we’re not talking about him.

Lou Costello: Now how did I get on third base?

Bud Abbott: Why you mentioned his name.

Lou Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman’s name, who did I say is playing third?

Bud Abbott: No. Who’s playing first.

Lou Costello: What’s on base?

Bud Abbott: What’s on second.

Lou Costello: I don’t know.

Bud Abbott: He’s on third.

Lou Costello: There I go, back on third again!

PAUSELou Costello: Would you just stay on third base and don’t go off it.

Bud Abbott: All right, what do you want to know?

Lou Costello: Now who’s playing third base?

Bud Abbott: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?

Lou Costello: What am I putting on third.

Bud Abbott: No. What is on second.

Lou Costello: You don’t want who on second?

Bud Abbott: Who is on first.

Lou Costello: I don’t know.

Abbott & Costello Together:Third base!PAUSE
Lou Costello: Look, you gotta outfield?

Bud Abbott: Sure.

Lou Costello: The left fielder’s name?

Bud Abbott: Why.

Lou Costello: I just thought I’d ask you.

Bud Abbott: Well, I just thought I’d tell ya.

Lou Costello: Then tell me who’s playing left field.

Bud Abbott: Who’s playing first.

Lou Costello: I’m not… stay out of the infield! I want to know what’s the guy’s name in left field?

Bud Abbott: No, What is on second.

Lou Costello: I’m not asking you who’s on second.

Bud Abbott: Who’s on first!

Lou Costello: I don’t know.

Abbott & Costello Together: Third base!PAUSE
Lou Costello: The left fielder’s name?

Bud Abbott: Why.

Lou Costello: Because!

Bud Abbott: Oh, he’s centerfield.

PAUSELou Costello: Look, You gotta pitcher on this team?

Bud Abbott: Sure.

Lou Costello: The pitcher’s name?

Bud Abbott: Tomorrow.

Lou Costello: You don’t want to tell me today?

Bud Abbott: I’m telling you now.

Lou Costello: Then go ahead.

Bud Abbott: Tomorrow!

Lou Costello: What time?

Bud Abbott: What time what?

Lou Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who’s pitching?

Bud Abbott: Now listen. Who is not pitching.

Lou Costello: I’ll break your arm, you say who’s on first! I want to know what’s the pitcher’s name?

Bud Abbott: What’s on second.

Lou Costello: I don’t know.

Abbott & Costello Together: Third base!PAUSE
Lou Costello: Gotta a catcher?

Bud Abbott: Certainly.

Lou Costello: The catcher’s name?

Bud Abbott: Today.

Lou Costello: Today, and tomorrow’s pitching.

Bud Abbott: Now you’ve got it.

Lou Costello: All we got is a couple of days on the team.

PAUSELou Costello: You know I’m a catcher too.

Bud Abbott: So they tell me.

Lou Costello: I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow’s pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Now the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I’m gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?

Bud Abbott: Now that’s the first thing you’ve said right.

Lou Costello: I don’t even know what I’m talking about!

PAUSEBud Abbott: That’s all you have to do.

Lou Costello: Is to throw the ball to first base.

Bud Abbott: Yes!

Lou Costello: Now who’s got it?

Bud Abbott: Naturally.

PAUSELou Costello: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody’s gotta get it. Now who has it?

Bud Abbott: Naturally.

Lou Costello: Who?

Bud Abbott: Naturally.

Lou Costello: Naturally?

Bud Abbott: Naturally.

Lou Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.

Bud Abbott: No you don’t, you throw the ball to Who.

Lou Costello: Naturally.

Bud Abbott: That’s different.

Lou Costello: That’s what I said.

Bud Abbott: You’re not saying it…

Lou Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally.

Bud Abbott: You throw it to Who.

Lou Costello: Naturally.

Bud Abbott: That’s it.

Lou Costello: That’s what I said!

Bud Abbott: You ask me.

Lou Costello: I throw the ball to who?

Bud Abbott: Naturally.

Lou Costello: Now you ask me.

Bud Abbott: You throw the ball to Who?

Lou Costello: Naturally.

Bud Abbott: That’s it.

Lou Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don’t Know. I Don’t Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don’t know! He’s on third and I don’t give a darn!

Bud Abbott: What?

Lou Costello: I said I don’t give a darn!

Bud Abbott: Oh, that’s our shortstop.

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Avatar June 22, 2014 at 8:13pm

Where did I say that EVERYONE can heal themselves? A lot depends on whether a person can do that or not.

Have you studied healing? I suggest you do so because your knowledge in this area is extremely lacking. You're not really interested in being enlightened, you're only interested in is arguing and from now on I will raise that alarm...however, I'm pretty sure most folks reading this already know that....your words speak for themselves.
Lacuna June 22, 2014 at 8:02pm

The only universal truth is........ WE EXIST. Everything else is subjective.
Avatar June 22, 2014 at 7:15pm

No no no that's not what I was saying...why do you twist the subject? I said I do not know everything but the ONE thing I do know is a person heals themselves...EVERY good healer knows this. If you're sick I can recommend you do certain things but you in essence heal yourself....I do not do that for you.

Sometimes words and thoughts are implied, Roaring.
Lacuna June 22, 2014 at 7:10pm

For every question there is an answer, and the answer will always leave you with more questions. "Who's on First?"
- Avatar > Lacuna June 22, 2014 at 7:24pm
  
  Good point...LOL
  
  Bud Abbott: Well, let’s see, we have on the bags, Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know is on third…
  
  Lou Costello: That’s what I want to find out.
  
  Bud Abbott: I say Who’s on first, What’s on second, I Don’t Know’s on third.
  
  Lou Costello: Are you the manager?
  
  Bud Abbott: Yes.
  
  Lou Costello: You gonna be the coach too?
  
  Bud Abbott: Yes.
  
  Lou Costello: And you don’t know the fellows’ names?
  
  Bud Abbott: Well I should.
  
  Lou Costello: Well then who’s on first?
  
  Bud Abbott: Yes.
  
  Lou Costello: I mean the fellow’s name.
  
  Bud Abbott: Who.
  
  Lou Costello: The guy on first.
  
  Bud Abbott: Who.
  
  Lou Costello: The first baseman.
  
  Bud Abbott: Who.
  
  Lou Costello: The guy playing…
  
  Bud Abbott: Who is on first!
  
  Lou Costello: I’m asking YOU who’s on first.
  
  Bud Abbott: That’s the man’s name.
  
  Lou Costello: That’s who’s name?
  
  Bud Abbott: Yes.
  
  Lou Costello: Well go ahead and tell me.
  
  Bud Abbott: That’s it.
  
  Lou Costello: That’s who?
  
  Bud Abbott: Yes.
  
  PAUSELou Costello: Look, you gotta first baseman?
  
  Bud Abbott: Certainly.
  
  Lou Costello: Who’s playing first?
  
  Bud Abbott: That’s right.
  
  Lou Costello: When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
  
  Bud Abbott: Every dollar of it.
  
  Lou Costello: All I’m trying to find out is the fellow’s name on first base.
  
  Bud Abbott: Who.
  
  Lou Costello: The guy that gets…
  
  Bud Abbott: That’s it.
  
  Lou Costello: Who gets the money…
  
  Bud Abbott: He does, every dollar. Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it.
  
  Lou Costello: Who’s wife?
  
  Bud Abbott: Yes.
  
  PAUSEBud Abbott: What’s wrong with that?
  
  Lou Costello: Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?
  
  Bud Abbott: Who.
  
  Lou Costello: The guy.
  
  Bud Abbott: Who.
  
  Lou Costello: How does he sign…
  
  Bud Abbott: That’s how he signs it.
  
  Lou Costello: Who?
  
  Bud Abbott: Yes.
  
  PAUSELou Costello: All I’m trying to find out is what’s the guy’s name on first base.
  
  Bud Abbott: No. What is on second base.
  
  Lou Costello: I’m not asking you who’s on second.
  
  Bud Abbott: Who’s on first.
  
  Lou Costello: One base at a time!
  
  Bud Abbott: Well, don’t change the players around.
  
  Lou Costello: I’m not changing nobody!
  
  Bud Abbott: Take it easy, buddy.
  
  Lou Costello: I’m only asking you, who’s the guy on first base?
  
  Bud Abbott: That’s right.
  
  Lou Costello: Ok.
  
  Bud Abbott: All right.
  
  PAUSELou Costello: What’s the guy’s name on first base?
  
  Bud Abbott: No. What is on second.
  
  Lou Costello: I’m not asking you who’s on second.
  
  Bud Abbott: Who’s on first.
  
  Lou Costello: I don’t know.
  
  Bud Abbott: He’s on third, we’re not talking about him.
  
  Lou Costello: Now how did I get on third base?
  
  Bud Abbott: Why you mentioned his name.
  
  Lou Costello: If I mentioned the third baseman’s name, who did I say is playing third?
  
  Bud Abbott: No. Who’s playing first.
  
  Lou Costello: What’s on base?
  
  Bud Abbott: What’s on second.
  
  Lou Costello: I don’t know.
  
  Bud Abbott: He’s on third.
  
  Lou Costello: There I go, back on third again!
  
  PAUSELou Costello: Would you just stay on third base and don’t go off it.
  
  Bud Abbott: All right, what do you want to know?
  
  Lou Costello: Now who’s playing third base?
  
  Bud Abbott: Why do you insist on putting Who on third base?
  
  Lou Costello: What am I putting on third.
  
  Bud Abbott: No. What is on second.
  
  Lou Costello: You don’t want who on second?
  
  Bud Abbott: Who is on first.
  
  Lou Costello: I don’t know.
  
  Abbott & Costello Together:Third base!PAUSE
  Lou Costello: Look, you gotta outfield?
  
  Bud Abbott: Sure.
  
  Lou Costello: The left fielder’s name?
  
  Bud Abbott: Why.
  
  Lou Costello: I just thought I’d ask you.
  
  Bud Abbott: Well, I just thought I’d tell ya.
  
  Lou Costello: Then tell me who’s playing left field.
  
  Bud Abbott: Who’s playing first.
  
  Lou Costello: I’m not… stay out of the infield! I want to know what’s the guy’s name in left field?
  
  Bud Abbott: No, What is on second.
  
  Lou Costello: I’m not asking you who’s on second.
  
  Bud Abbott: Who’s on first!
  
  Lou Costello: I don’t know.
  
  Abbott & Costello Together: Third base!PAUSE
  Lou Costello: The left fielder’s name?
  
  Bud Abbott: Why.
  
  Lou Costello: Because!
  
  Bud Abbott: Oh, he’s centerfield.
  
  PAUSELou Costello: Look, You gotta pitcher on this team?
  
  Bud Abbott: Sure.
  
  Lou Costello: The pitcher’s name?
  
  Bud Abbott: Tomorrow.
  
  Lou Costello: You don’t want to tell me today?
  
  Bud Abbott: I’m telling you now.
  
  Lou Costello: Then go ahead.
  
  Bud Abbott: Tomorrow!
  
  Lou Costello: What time?
  
  Bud Abbott: What time what?
  
  Lou Costello: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who’s pitching?
  
  Bud Abbott: Now listen. Who is not pitching.
  
  Lou Costello: I’ll break your arm, you say who’s on first! I want to know what’s the pitcher’s name?
  
  Bud Abbott: What’s on second.
  
  Lou Costello: I don’t know.
  
  Abbott & Costello Together: Third base!PAUSE
  Lou Costello: Gotta a catcher?
  
  Bud Abbott: Certainly.
  
  Lou Costello: The catcher’s name?
  
  Bud Abbott: Today.
  
  Lou Costello: Today, and tomorrow’s pitching.
  
  Bud Abbott: Now you’ve got it.
  
  Lou Costello: All we got is a couple of days on the team.
  
  PAUSELou Costello: You know I’m a catcher too.
  
  Bud Abbott: So they tell me.
  
  Lou Costello: I get behind the plate to do some fancy catching, Tomorrow’s pitching on my team and a heavy hitter gets up. Now the heavy hitter bunts the ball. When he bunts the ball, me, being a good catcher, I’m gonna throw the guy out at first base. So I pick up the ball and throw it to who?
  
  Bud Abbott: Now that’s the first thing you’ve said right.
  
  Lou Costello: I don’t even know what I’m talking about!
  
  PAUSEBud Abbott: That’s all you have to do.
  
  Lou Costello: Is to throw the ball to first base.
  
  Bud Abbott: Yes!
  
  Lou Costello: Now who’s got it?
  
  Bud Abbott: Naturally.
  
  PAUSELou Costello: Look, if I throw the ball to first base, somebody’s gotta get it. Now who has it?
  
  Bud Abbott: Naturally.
  
  Lou Costello: Who?
  
  Bud Abbott: Naturally.
  
  Lou Costello: Naturally?
  
  Bud Abbott: Naturally.
  
  Lou Costello: So I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
  
  Bud Abbott: No you don’t, you throw the ball to Who.
  
  Lou Costello: Naturally.
  
  Bud Abbott: That’s different.
  
  Lou Costello: That’s what I said.
  
  Bud Abbott: You’re not saying it…
  
  Lou Costello: I throw the ball to Naturally.
  
  Bud Abbott: You throw it to Who.
  
  Lou Costello: Naturally.
  
  Bud Abbott: That’s it.
  
  Lou Costello: That’s what I said!
  
  Bud Abbott: You ask me.
  
  Lou Costello: I throw the ball to who?
  
  Bud Abbott: Naturally.
  
  Lou Costello: Now you ask me.
  
  Bud Abbott: You throw the ball to Who?
  
  Lou Costello: Naturally.
  
  Bud Abbott: That’s it.
  
  Lou Costello: Same as you! Same as YOU! I throw the ball to who. Whoever it is drops the ball and the guy runs to second. Who picks up the ball and throws it to What. What throws it to I Don’t Know. I Don’t Know throws it back to Tomorrow, Triple play. Another guy gets up and hits a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don’t know! He’s on third and I don’t give a darn!
  
  Bud Abbott: What?
  
  Lou Costello: I said I don’t give a darn!
  
  Bud Abbott: Oh, that’s our shortstop.
Avatar June 22, 2014 at 6:31pm

Only you can heal yourself....Feather can help facilitate it and give you suggestions.

Hi! :)
- Avatar > Avatar June 22, 2014 at 6:50pm
  
  I do not know it all just like you do not know it all but I do know after years of study that 'we' heal ourselves...a healer can show us the direction we need to take to heal ourselves and that 'is' straight....whether it's on the spiritual level or the physical level.
  
  BTW, if I cannot help someone I will tell them, I can't!
- Avatar > Avatar June 22, 2014 at 6:40pm
  
  LOL Now we're on healing. ;)
Avatar June 22, 2014 at 4:56pm

If you do not have an orange how then do you illustrate it?

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