Pentagon Study Concludes Putin Is Autistic, of Course
US military scientists also concluded that Putin is not properly vaccinated
RI Staff
US MILITARY INTELLIGENCE Thu, Feb 5 | 
Are you thinking what the Pentagon is thinking?
Astute news consumers already know that Demon-Czar Vladimir Putin has an unquenchable thirst for orphan blood. But according to a Pentagon study recently unearthed from a dumpster behind the US Naval War College, Putin also has...Asperger's syndrome.Here are the details:
The 2008 study was one of many by Connors and her colleagues, who are contractors for the Office of Net Assessment (ONA), an internal Pentagon think tank that helps devise long-term military strategy. The 2008 report and a 2011 study were provided to USA TODAY as part of a Freedom of Information Act request.
So basically the Pentagon's long-term military strategy with regards to Russia is: "Maybe Putin has a neurological disorder?" Your taxpayer dollars hard at work:
Researchers can't prove their theory about Putin and Asperger's, the report said, because they were not able to perform a brain scan on the Russian president.
Have they asked him nicely?
Tune in next week for: "NATO says Putin is allergic to peanuts".
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I always thought you had to be really smart to get into West Point, Annapolis, or the Air Force Academy. NOT!!!!!!!!!!