Yes, your advertisement agencies and magazines are run by amateurs. I'm beginning to wonder if any image in any ad is even real anymore.

 

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Anatomy failure.
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Look 10 pounds and one hip lighter!

 

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Misplaced cleavage.

 

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That must have been a pretty rough childhood.

 

Madeline.JPG

 

Anorexia? No, just the latest in body mutilation pill diets.

 

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Back to front or front to side? 

 

katyperry.jpg

 

A slightly dislocated shoulder?

 

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What are you talking about? Women aren't real.

 

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Breaking news! Stock image caught badly doctored shop lifting.
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Latest from hollywood! Head enlargements!
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And last but not least, the most ridiculous of all. Because every woman's reproductive organs are only large enough to birth a snake.

 

A big fuck you to advertisement companies and a big laugh at your incredibly horribly obvious failures at selling us your fakes. I'm pretty sure the 14 year olds on Deviant art would do a better job at making them more convincing.  

 

Thank you to sites like Photshop Disasters for pulling them up on these blatant fake edits:

http://www.psdisasters.com/

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  • These are a hoot.  Someone did not have a very good eye for photoshopping lol.  So funny......Thanks so much for making me smile...with all the debates about lifes RULES and who is right and who is doomed goin on today and the invasion from the Phoenix Journals, this post is such a nice releif from all that gloom and damnation.
  • LMFAO, im sure these didnt make it to the public tho
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