LOVE & MARRIAGE, According to Big Kids

 George Clooney:
“ The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"


Bill Clinton:

"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."

George W. Bush:

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." 

Rudy Guliani:

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

Michael Jordan:

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."


Donald Trump:

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t. The third gave me more children!”

 

 Shaquille O'Neal:

"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming"

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.

2. Whenever you're right, shut up." 


Kobe Bryant:

“ The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."

 

David Hasselhoff:

" You know what I did before I got married? Anything I wanted to." 


Alec Baldwin:

" My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."

 

Barack Obama:

" A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."

  

Tommy Lee:

"Marriage is the only war when one sleeps with the enemy."

  

Brad Pitt:

" A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ‘ Wife wanted’. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine’ “.

  

Jimmy Kimmel:

First guy: "My wife's an angel."

Second guy: "You're lucky. Mine is still alive".

  

David Letterman:

" Honey, what happened to 'Ladies First'?”

 Husband replies, "That's the reason why the world's a mess today because a lady went first."

  

Jay Leno:

"First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, soon after comes the suffe...ring."

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