LOVE & MARRIAGE, According to Big Kids

 George Clooney:
“ The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"


Bill Clinton:

"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."

George W. Bush:

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." 

Rudy Guliani:

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

Michael Jordan:

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."


Donald Trump:

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn’t. The third gave me more children!”

 

 Shaquille O'Neal:

"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming"

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it.

2. Whenever you're right, shut up." 


Kobe Bryant:

“ The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."

 

David Hasselhoff:

" You know what I did before I got married? Anything I wanted to." 


Alec Baldwin:

" My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."

 

Barack Obama:

" A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong."

  

Tommy Lee:

"Marriage is the only war when one sleeps with the enemy."

  

Brad Pitt:

" A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ‘ Wife wanted’. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine’ “.

  

Jimmy Kimmel:

First guy: "My wife's an angel."

Second guy: "You're lucky. Mine is still alive".

  

David Letterman:

" Honey, what happened to 'Ladies First'?”

 Husband replies, "That's the reason why the world's a mess today because a lady went first."

  

Jay Leno:

"First there's the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, soon after comes the suffe...ring."

You need to be a member of Ashtar Command - Spiritual Community to add comments!

Join Ashtar Command - Spiritual Community

Email me when people reply –

Topics by Tags

Monthly Archives

Latest Activity

Justin89636 commented on Justin89636's blog post The Beings Of Beta Canceri (Al Tarf) And Their Solar System
"Yep will do Drekx. 15 blogs down just 7 more civilizations to cover. The folks from Rigel are up next."
24 minutes ago
Drekx Omega left a comment on Comment Wall
"🇺🇸🗽And my advice to Canadians is to let yourselves become a State, within the United States....Under Trump, a new civillisation of North America is forming and one free of private western central bank influence and globalist rule....I note that your…"
1 hour ago
Drekx Omega left a comment on Comment Wall
"Until aetheric energy is made public, oil and gas will have to do, Hellen....Moreover:

There are many non-human species within the GFL and Earth people must try to stop this absurd dividing line between them and we galactic humans....The…"
1 hour ago
Drekx Omega commented on Justin89636's blog post The Beings Of Beta Canceri (Al Tarf) And Their Solar System
"Keep up the good work Justin....Readers will hopefully realise that the cosmos is much more interesting than many suppose..and it's not just a baddies verses goodies arrangement, but a multitude of permutations..."
1 hour ago
Drekx Omega commented on Justin89636's blog post The Beings Of Beta Canceri (Al Tarf) And Their Solar System
"There are many non-human species within the GFL and Earth people must try to stop this absurd dividing line between them and we galactic humans....The "reptillians bad/humans good," nonsense....A generalisation only....and ever since David Icke…"
1 hour ago
Hellen left a comment on Comment Wall
"Blackstone owns all commerical properties,including apartment buildings and to resume drilling for oil and minerals causeing earthquakes in many locations."
1 hour ago
Hellen left a comment on Comment Wall
"Under the Influence : Reptilian Hosts. Most abductees are not even aware that possession does not occur and that a significant number of individuals heavily involved in UFO research are literally Hosts for alien entities attached/ indwelling for…"
2 hours ago
Hellen left a comment on Comment Wall
"The human race is suffering from what has been described as"planetary confinement".It is the destiny of a small percentage of a people to depart from this polluted drift torn world and head out to the cosmos."
2 hours ago
More…