Greeting Earthlings
We are here to speak you from the Torkel councils of foreign relations. Much turbulence is in your society.
You must understand President Obama is a starseed walk in and here to help remove the gold from you vaults to trade for Ascension technology.
I know everyone is wondering when we will land our ships all we can say is it will be soon. I know we said soon 3 years ago but commander narsleegeeyak got in a battle with some archons under the Denver airport and the space time portal 357 g 46 was closed leaving him trapped in a anti matter gateway in the lower east side of brooklyn. Now he is free thanks to our Agrathian allies and we can begin to awaken to the reality of multi dimensional reality on your planet. We have word from agent Hawk 5 and it wont be long until the white knights arrest all the super rich people for controling your society. We apologize for any inconvienence this may cause you. You are advised to pull all your funds out of the bank at this time and buy enough food and water to last the next 48 hours because the power may go out if you forgot to pay the bill.
We ask you to remain calm as you wait for the transitional government to release the NESARA funds within the next 456 months. We know that is a broad spectrum of time but we hate to give dates.
Be patient and watch the skies.
Yarin
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456 months = 38 years!!!!!