We, at the New World Order headquarters, in Gilderburg, Molvania, have decided that the United States voting system has become outdated. You pathetic little worms, who have the audacity to call yourselves "The People" now have no option but to use our new voting system. To help you make a wise decision, we have endeavoured to provide as much information as you need (or at least, that we tell you you need), such as links, websites and videos for each candidate. Thank you for voting with the New World Order Registry of Voting and Ballots. Consider this a privilege. Your Glorious Rulership may not feel so inclined to extend such generousity next time. Note: If we don't like the results, we reserve the right to discredit the winner and put someone more suitable in power. If anyone complains, they'll be dealt with severely. Also, don't waste your time voting for Ron Paul. He can't win!
Supreme Lord Commander Rulership Sir,
Cobra Commander
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@ The white wolf, you'll notice this was posted in "humour and playground", it's a spoof! If you took the time out to follow the link provided and read through the web page and it's purpose you would've understood that.
But in all fairness I do understand what you're saying. The voting booths and ballot boxes are only there to keep the people happy, this is why voting is done 1 person at a time per booth so nobody else can see who you're voting for and the NWO's next puppet can be installed without question! Voting is just a pacifier for the people so they think they had a hand in putting the next puppet or president in place!