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Panel of distinguished scientist recommends replacing Congress with Chimpanzees

Posted by Phylos on January 10, 2014 at 4:19am in Humour & Playground

After much research, scientists have determined the US would be better off with Chimpanzees in Congress.  They are inherently more honest and will work for bananas, thus saving millions of dollars. Most significant of the scientists research was the discovery that Chimpanzees are already naturally inclined toward jerking off in public and flinging feces at one another. 

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  • Malcolm January 11, 2014 at 9:49pm

    NOT A GOOD IDEA. Chimpanzees are easily bribed with bananas. Underage prostitutes, vacations, and cocaine are third party risks that force the (s)elected officials to think twice before they break the law.

  • Michael January 11, 2014 at 4:28pm

    wonderfull idea.......................haha

  • Krishna Kalki January 11, 2014 at 4:13pm
    They should replace the WhiteHouse as well as they seem better then the present occupiers
  • Bonnie January 10, 2014 at 10:39pm

    What a lovely idea.

  • Si January 10, 2014 at 10:33pm

    I'd say it's a pretty good plan... but you know the corporations would bribe them w/ GMO bananas!  I'm sure the integrity of the Chimps would be much higher than congress (but just about every living organism has higher integrity than our current congress)...

  • January 10, 2014 at 11:39am

    ...Lol...

  • 1 darkstar January 10, 2014 at 7:29am

    With a 6% approval rating, I can see why.

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