After much research, scientists have determined the US would be better off with Chimpanzees in Congress. They are inherently more honest and will work for bananas, thus saving millions of dollars. Most significant of the scientists research was the discovery that Chimpanzees are already naturally inclined toward jerking off in public and flinging feces at one another.
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NOT A GOOD IDEA. Chimpanzees are easily bribed with bananas. Underage prostitutes, vacations, and cocaine are third party risks that force the (s)elected officials to think twice before they break the law.
wonderfull idea.......................haha
What a lovely idea.
I'd say it's a pretty good plan... but you know the corporations would bribe them w/ GMO bananas! I'm sure the integrity of the Chimps would be much higher than congress (but just about every living organism has higher integrity than our current congress)...
...Lol...
With a 6% approval rating, I can see why.