Jesus came one day in a small town and had a speech. He healed many people.

After the crowd had gone a guy came to Jesus and asked him to listen for a while.

Master, the guy said, can you show me how I do love myself?

Ok, said Jesus and put a seat in front of him.

Now put off your pants and take a stand on the seat. Then close your eyes and say loud: Yes, yes, yes!

The guy did as Jesus said.

He looked at him and said: See, jackass, if you would love yourself you never would allow anyone telling you to stand on a seat with your pants off and yell yes, yes, yes! Got that? Go in peace...