Jesus came one day in a small town and had a speech. He healed many people.
After the crowd had gone a guy came to Jesus and asked him to listen for a while.
Master, the guy said, can you show me how I do love myself?
Ok, said Jesus and put a seat in front of him.
Now put off your pants and take a stand on the seat. Then close your eyes and say loud: Yes, yes, yes!
The guy did as Jesus said.
He looked at him and said: See, jackass, if you would love yourself you never would allow anyone telling you to stand on a seat with your pants off and yell yes, yes, yes! Got that? Go in peace...
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...you probably need to do it with your 1,50m to look into his eyes, hahahaha