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Posted by tertiusgaudens on August 28, 2012 at 3:50pm in Spirituality In General

Jesus came one day in a small town and had a speech. He healed many people.

 

After the crowd had gone a guy came to Jesus and asked him to listen for a while.

 

Master, the guy said, can you show me how I do love myself?

 

Ok, said Jesus and put a seat in front of him.

 

Now put off your pants and take a stand on the seat. Then close your eyes and say loud: Yes, yes, yes!

 

The guy did as Jesus said.

 

He looked at him and said: See, jackass, if you would love yourself you never would allow anyone telling you to stand on a seat with your pants off and yell yes, yes, yes! Got that? Go in peace...

 

 

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  • tertiusgaudens August 28, 2012 at 4:11pm

    ...you probably need to do it with your 1,50m to look into his eyes, hahahaha

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