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Senior sex

Posted by 3rfl3nfqndi4s on February 24, 2010 at 4:51pm in Humour & Playground
There was this 95-year-old man and woman living in a retirement home who went on a date.

When they got home, he invited her to his room.  They had some amazing sex and afterward, as they were lying there together, he was thinking, "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been more gentle."

She was thinking, "If I'd known he could have gotten it up, I'd have removed my pantyhose."
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  • 3rfl3nfqndi4s February 24, 2010 at 7:56pm
    Good one, Peekay. You aren't trying to "one-up" me, are you? lol Just kiddin', Buddy.
  • 3rfl3nfqndi4s February 24, 2010 at 7:56pm
    Soooo, does this dispel my image as a prude? lol
  • Merryn February 24, 2010 at 7:46pm
    Oh dear, little feather..........!
  • Marique February 24, 2010 at 7:39pm
    hahahahahahahahah. Love it......still laughing....
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