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Senior sex

Posted by 3rfl3nfqndi4s on February 24, 2010 at 4:51pm in Humour & Playground

There was this 95-year-old man and woman living in a retirement home who went on a date.

When they got home, he invited her to his room. They had some amazing sex and afterward, as they were lying there together, he was thinking, "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been more gentle."

She was thinking, "If I'd known he could have gotten it up, I'd have removed my pantyhose."

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3rfl3nfqndi4s February 24, 2010 at 7:56pm

Good one, Peekay. You aren't trying to "one-up" me, are you? lol Just kiddin', Buddy.
3rfl3nfqndi4s February 24, 2010 at 7:56pm

Soooo, does this dispel my image as a prude? lol
Merryn February 24, 2010 at 7:46pm

Oh dear, little feather..........!
- 3rfl3nfqndi4s > Merryn February 24, 2010 at 9:19pm
  
  Merryn, ????????
Marique February 24, 2010 at 7:39pm

hahahahahahahahah. Love it......still laughing....

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