Senior sex

There was this 95-year-old man and woman living in a retirement home who went on a date.

When they got home, he invited her to his room.  They had some amazing sex and afterward, as they were lying there together, he was thinking, "If I'd known she was a virgin, I'd have been more gentle."

She was thinking, "If I'd known he could have gotten it up, I'd have removed my pantyhose."

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  • Good one, Peekay. You aren't trying to "one-up" me, are you? lol Just kiddin', Buddy.
  • Soooo, does this dispel my image as a prude? lol
  • Oh dear, little feather..........!
  • hahahahahahahahah. Love it......still laughing....
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