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The Cosmic Instruction Manual for Planetary Evolution
An Emergency Remedial Earth Edition Co-created by Mission Control and Zoev Jho DEDICATION
This third-dimensional publication of
The Cosmic Instruction Manual
for Planetary Evolution
is dedicated to all our relations.
—The Intergalactic Council
Table of contents
Introductory Information
The Mission
Special Note from the Publisher
A Word from Mission Control
How to Use the Manual
I The Intergalactic New Colegiate Dictionary
Level I Words—Look Jane, See Spot RunExtraterrestrialLevel II Words—Look Jane, See Spot Transmute
Alien
E.T. vs. Alien
Walk-In
Crawl-In
UFOLight
Transmutation
Intelligence
Co-creation
Truth
Reality
Spirit
II Transmutational Procedure
Rules for Dysfunctional PatternsStep I: In Rome, Do as the RomansSome Interesting Facts about Transmutation
Step II: In Rome, Do as the Arcturians
Ground Rules
Coming Out of the Closet
All Roads Lead Away from Rome
Gentle ReminderPre-encoded Activation
Time/Space Anomalies and Their Physical Functions
A. The Dimensional Shift
B. The Genetic Shift
Deprogramming
Debriefing
Helpful Hints for the Second Coming
III The Mission
Job Titles—An Overview
The PLO—Definition and Purpose
The PLO—Its Historic Position
Exhibit A
Exhibit B
The PLO and Armistice Day
The United Stellar Corps of Engineers
The 3-D Dilemma
The 5-D Response
Adult Children of Dysfunctional Earthlings (ACODE)
The MASH Units
Transmutative Symptoms
Transmutative Cures
The Code Talkers
The Interuniversal Banking Community
The Intergalactic Board of Realtors
The Cosmic Computer Jocks
The Rainbow Warrior
The Royal Celestial Air Force
The Quark Alliance
IV Troubleshooting
Passing for White
Closet Cases
The Messiah Complex
The Burden of Spiritual Significance
The Chicken/Head Syndrome
Integrity—Its Care and Maintenance
Discernment
Landing Instructions
Culture Shock
The Yo-Yo Effect
Deployment of Troops
Emergency Procedure
Mishaps of the Mission
V Assistance
Foreign Aid
Morale Boosting
Curing Battle Fatigue
The Special Forces
Interdimensional Brain Surgery
Exploratory Emotional Body Surgery
Creative License
Recent Legislation
Self-help Techniques
The Great Awakening
Starseed—The Next Generation
Audio-visual Aids
Monitoring
A Formal Invitation / Contact Information
INTRODUCTORY INFORMATION
The Mission
The mission to Planet Earth was initiated by request of the planet herself. Earth has asked and the stellar councils have granted an evolutionary leap. Over the last millennium Earth has been preparing for our advent. It is now time to enter the Earth plane to reclaim this planet in the name of the Forces of Light and to open her doors to the cosmic community in which she resides. We congratulate and salute those of you throughout the universes who have volunteered for this assignment. Go with our blessing. And remember, read the manual before you get there. Although you are veterans of countless successful missions to numerous dysfunctional life support systems, watch out for this one. This edition of the manual is specifically designed for this planetary system—a system which defies all true rationality and has raised dysfunctionality to an art form. It is also one of the few systems where telling the truth is covertly considered a creative act. Because of the inherent hazards of this planet, Mission Control will not be responsible for any members of this mission who do not thoroughly acquaint themselves with the material contained in this special edition. —Mission ControlSpecial Note from the Publisher
Although you were warned to acquaint yourselves with the original manual before departing, a great number of you did not. “If you’ve seen one manual, you’ve seen them all” has proved to be a cavalier attitude that many of you have lived to regret, even though most of you are too stunned and dazed by the process to remember just exactly what it is you are regretting. Being four hundred light years from home and suddenly wondering “Did I forget my toothbrush?” is both annoying to Mission Control as well as useless to the mission. So, for those of you who left your galaxy without it, an unprecedented reprinting of the manual has been authorized by the mission’s governing councils. This is the remedial version of the original manual because you couldn’t possibly handle the unexpurgated version at this time. This edition is the official American and Canadian translation, written in the vernacular and made current to your circumstances. It is the strong recommendation of the Councils, now that you have yourselves totally disassembled, why not take a moment to read the instructions? It is, after all, at your request that we had them written. —The Intergalactic CouncilOn behalf of the Confederated Interuniversal Councils, the United Stellar Alliances, and the Greater Interdimensional Federation of Light
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