Spiritual Forum

The adam and eve pet story This is a Joke?

Posted by Jason on November 17, 2009 at 12:23pm in Spirituality In General
I received this story today in my inbox, and I love it! I have no idea whothe author is, so please, if anyone knows let me know so I can give the propercredits. Now, enjoy it!The Story of Adam and Eve's PetsAdam and Eve said, 'Lord, when we were in the garden, you walkedwith us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and itis difficult for us to remember how much you love us.'And God said, 'Iwill create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be areflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot seeme. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this newcompanion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite ofyourselves.' And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam andEve. And it was a good animal. And God was pleased. And the newanimal was pleased to be with Adam and Eve and he wagged his tail. AndAdam said, 'Lord, I have already named all the animals in the Kingdom and Icannot think of a name for this new animal.'And God said, 'I havecreated this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will bea reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG.'And Dog livedwith Adam and Eve and was a companion to them and loved them. And they werecomforted. And God was pleased. And Dog was content and wagged histail. After a while, it came to pass that an angel came to the Lord andsaid, 'Lord, Adam and Eve have become filled with pride. They strut and preenlike peacocks and they believe they are worthy of adoration. Dog has indeedtaught them that they are loved, but perhaps too well.'And God said, 'Iwill create for them a companion who will be with them and who will see them asthey are. The companion will remind them of their limitations, so they will knowthat they are not always worthy of adoration.'And God created CAT to bea companion to Adam and Eve. And Cat would not obey them. And when Adamand Eve gazed into Cat's eyes, they were reminded that they were not the supremebeings. And Adam and Eve learned humility. And they weregreatly improved. And God was pleased. And Dog was happy.And Cat didn't give a s**t one way or the other...
Views: 5

You need to be a member of Ashtar Command - Spiritual Community to add comments!

Join Ashtar Command - Spiritual Community

Email me when people reply –
Follow

Replies

  • Gaiatri November 17, 2009 at 4:35pm
    very cool story....dont know the author but will definitely be sharing it;)
  • Marique November 17, 2009 at 3:51pm
    I loved this too. I did not send it to you, but glad you shared it. So true to the nature of cats! I have raised cats all my life and this is so true. Great allegory/joke whatever it is. Thanks for putting a smile on my face.
This reply was deleted.

Latest Discussion

Most Popular Discussion

Topics by Tags

Monthly Archives

Latest Activity

Drekx Omega left a comment on Comment Wall
"AJ has been on air for 31-years....He's a patriot and also a spearhead in the struggle, against the dark cabal...

✊Well done to all patriots, in America and the wider world, too...🥳👍…"
2 hours ago
Love & Joy posted a discussion
❤Let The Christ Rise Within You !❤ By Steven Hutchinson
  ...❤Let The Christ Rise Within You !❤ By Steven Hutchinson ...I Remember the Divine God Presence That I Am. ...I AM Infinite Divine Light in Human Form....I Am my Soul and my I Am Presence awakened & embodied within me. ...I AM a Human Angel.... I…
See More
6 hours ago
Edward posted a status
** EMW weapon Solution.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(전파무기해결).........
8 hours ago
Love & Joy posted a discussion
Monthly Satsang Meditation & Music By Deva & Miten - April 2025
Monthly Satsang Meditation & Music By Deva & Miten - April 2025
See More
8 hours ago
Love & Joy posted a discussion
From The Stargate Experience - Ride A Divine Elevator To Your Cosmic Superconscious
 ...From The Stargate Experience: Easter Stargate Livestream...Join Prageet, Julieanne, and special guest Eugenia for the first of our two-part Easter celebration. Experience a powerful energetic upliftment as we connect with multiple…
See More
8 hours ago
Love & Joy posted a discussion
BLOSSOM AND THE FEDERATION OF BANANAS!
 Happy Easter, Everyone!At last!  Perfect timing to present on Easter Weekend. ENJOY! BLOSSOM AND THE FEDERATION OF BANANAS!https://youtu.be/6mzbPRTeP0A Sam, who created the beautiful card sets, has put up a Truly meditative relaxing video ...…
See More
16 hours ago
Love & Joy posted a discussion
Even When We Don't See It, God Watches Over Us
  Even When We Don't See It, God Watches Over UsHave you ever felt like you were facing the world all by yourself?Maybe you're navigating a tough season, and doubt creeps in, making you wonder if you’re truly capable of handling it.This week on…
See More
20 hours ago
Drekx Omega commented on Drekx Omega's blog post One Rebel Star Should Fall From The EU Flag's Circular Constellation and Rise Anew With Greater and Brighter Light
"Frankly I would not be in the least bit surprised, if King Charles abdicated from his role....He's far too woke, he knows it, we all know it...

Uri Geller has already informed me of his mind probe of the coronation ceremony of Charles III and at…"
21 hours ago
More…

New Blog Posts

THE PERFECT MARRIAGE-CHAPTER XXII-SEXUAL YOGA

Posted by David on April 20, 2025 at 6:53pm

 

                                                                                                 Chapter XXII

                                                                                              SEXUAL YOGA

In India,…

Read more…
Views: 14
Comments: 0
Tags:

The Rigelians And The Rigelian Solar System

Posted by Justin89636 on April 19, 2025 at 8:41pm

Next up on the Galactic Blogs will be the Rigelians who just like the Sigma Draconians were known for their militaries and for being major developers of military weaponry and armed spacecraft. All info is from Sheldan Nidle's book Your Galactic…

Read more…
Views: 32
Comments: 0
Tags: