When Robin Gibb lately died the almighty God himself awaited him in heaven. Robin, he said, don`t be sad! I`m here to welcome you! You have done so much for spreading love on earth! Come, I`ll show you heaven!
And so they went from hall to hall and place to place.
Lord, Robin said, in each room there are like watches on the wall. What are they?
Well, God said, these are so called lieometers. They show for every human on earth how much they lie!
Lord, said Robin, can I see the lieometer of our president Barak Obama?
Not yet, said God, we use his lieometer as fan in the kitchen!
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OMG, hilarious. Hehehehehehehehe.