The Pastor's Ass

The Pastor's Ass

A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

The next day, the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby Convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted! He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for £10.

The next day the papers read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR £10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

The Bishop was buried the next day.

The moral of the story is .... Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery. It can even shorten your life...So be yourself and enjoy life to the fullest. Stop worrying about everyone else's ass, and you'll be a lot happier and live longer.

Have a nice day!

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Marique July 11, 2010 at 5:58am

Your Ass is devine....!!! I wish I had a cute ass like yours....I love his smile, makin me smile too, lol.
3rfl3nfqndi4s July 9, 2010 at 4:26am

Now, Peekay, you didn't learn ya'll in Jersey. Gotcha!!! hahahahaha
terence lee July 9, 2010 at 2:52am

Entertaining laughable but valuable. Thanks for posting anyway.
3rfl3nfqndi4s July 9, 2010 at 12:45am

LOL Sounds pretty authentic to me. Peekay, you missed your calling. I can see you center stage as a stand-up comedian. And I said there'd never be another Bill Cosby. LOL
CaptinSayzarzillion July 9, 2010 at 12:13am

Is this a joke? Im reporting you to the Pope!
- 3rfl3nfqndi4s > CaptinSayzarzillion July 9, 2010 at 12:48am
  
  Well, he certainly made an ass out of himself, didn't he? LOL
- 3rfl3nfqndi4s > CaptinSayzarzillion July 9, 2010 at 12:46am
  
  Well, he certainly made an ass out of himself, didn't he?
billybangu July 8, 2010 at 8:33pm

fine ass is all anyone needs.
3rfl3nfqndi4s July 8, 2010 at 7:41pm

LOL "Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery." And ain't that the Truth in a nutshell? Yet, so many of us are still "worried" about what another thinks. A good motto to live by is a Marianne Williamson quote:
"What you think of me is none of my business." There are no 2 people on the planet who are going to see the same person the same way, because we have different lenses to gaze through.

Thanks for this, Peekay. I'd seen it before, but, it's a refreshing refresher. :))))) And many thanks to you for your humorous contributions.....it's uplifting to the Soul.

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