This guy came to an exquisite restaurant.
The waiter came asking for his wishes.
Well, I am an Alien from outside, and I`d like to try a piece from the shoulder steak of a cow, last quarter from the right below the spine!
Yes, sir!
Wait, the cow should be an argentinian one!
Yes, sir!
Wait, the steak shall not be cooked nor roasted, but grilled!
Yes, sir, we`ll do it!
Wait, the grill shall not be an electro grill nor a propane grill, but an ordinary barbecue grill!
The waiter feels pissed, he would love to choke the special guest, but as a well mannered man he is asking, which sort of grill wood the gentleman would prefer.
Well, the gentleman said, I would prefer a Stradivari!
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I'am really the strange guy who claims to be a alien!
dont worry i didnt either, must have been an inside joke
Hahahaha...
well, as long as an alien desires animal flesh, he's got to go ~!~
you know what a Stradivari is?
Yes. Those are famous violins made by the Stradivari family at around 1700 which are one of the most expensive musical instruments that you can buy.
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Not really that funny if you ask me. More like trolling. Then again we have our own preferences for jokes. Some people enjoy this kind of joke while some people don't find this kind of joke as funny. To each his own.
Right Exo Exactly ~ it's so Troll-tastic it's obvious ~
..and then???... he strangled the Alien and choke him to death with his bare hands???
lol ...
no ... the human burst out in laughter after realising the alien was mirroring him and they ended up at the bar having a brotherly chat ...