True Friendship: 'Aussie Style'

(None of that Sissy Crap)

Are you tired of those weak 'friendship' poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here are promises that actually speak of true friendship -- Just the stone cold truth of a great friendship.

1. When you are sad --  I will help you get pissed and plot revenge against the bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When you are scared -- I will take the piss out of you every chance I get until you're NOT.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you stories about how much worse it could be until YOU STOP WHINING!

6. When you are confused -- I will try to use only little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.  I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will laugh at you, you clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask.

Because you are my friend.

Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.