What's Couple Sex ? 11 Sep 2012

What's Couple Sex"? ----- Humor!

"What's Couple Sex"? An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grandpa, what's couple sex"? The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer. Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse. When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement. Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why'd you ask this question, honey"? The little girl replied, "Because Grandma says to tell you 'dinner will be ready in justa couple secs' ".

Love, light and laughter,

Meindert

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  • Ah this was a good humour my dad just laughed his head off. It was so good my friends on facebook did aswell.

  • Haha that's a nice one...LOL...:-D

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