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World Religions Simplified

Posted by 3rfl3nfqndi4s on February 24, 2010 at 4:55pm in Humour & Playground

This is similar to the one posted by Ann, but, slightly different. In-joy!

TAOISM = Shit happens

CONFUCIANISM - Confucius say, "Shit happens."

BUDDHISM = If shit happens, it isn't really shit

ZEN = What is the sound of shit happening.

HINDUISM = This shit happened before

ISLAM = If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

PROTESTANTISM = Let shit happen to someone else.

CATHOLICISM = If shit happens, you deserve it.

JUDAISM = Why does this shit always happen to me?

AGNOSTICISM = What is this shit?

ATHEISM = I don't believe this shit.

NEW AGE - Visualize no shit happening.

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3rfl3nfqndi4s February 25, 2010 at 12:50am

I'll bite. Can't wait to hear the answer to this one. :)))))
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- 3rfl3nfqndi4s February 25, 2010 at 12:51am
  
  In my part of the world it is, Cappy. Aren't you gifted?
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- 3rfl3nfqndi4s February 25, 2010 at 12:52am
  
  Can't give you an answer for the shit part, but, I do know where the word crap originated. A man named "something" crapper invented the toilet.

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