"My boss told me to have a good day... so I went home."
"Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything."
"I was wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger... then it hit me."
"I used to be addicted to the…
Sage of Salem
93:2.1 It was 1,973 years before the birth of Jesus that Machiventa was bestowed upon the human races of Urantia. His coming was unspectacular; his materialization was not witnessed by human eyes. He was first observed by mortal man on that eventful

