Most of our Indigo generation were HOME SCHOOLED...

...at least in some ways.

#1. My Nanny taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

#2. My Nanny taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

#3. My Biological father taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

#4. My Foster father  taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

#5. My Nanny taught me MORE LOGIC .
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

#6. My Nanny taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

#7. My Biological father taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

#8. My Nanny taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

#9. My Nanny taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

#10. My Nanny taught me about STAMINA .
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

#11. My Nanny taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

#12. My Nanny taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

#13. My Biological father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.."

#14.. My Biological mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION .
"Stop acting like your father!"

#15. My Biological mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

#16. My Biological mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

#17. My Biological mother taught me about RECEIVING .
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

#18. My Biological mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

#19. My Nanny taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold,-first clue look at that skin colour then those goose bumps?"

#20. My Foster father taught me HUMOUR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

#21. My Nanny taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT .
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

#22. My Biological mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

#23. My Biological mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

#24. My Foster father taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand.

#25. My Foster father taught me about JUSTICE .
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

Feel free to add your own well learned home school lessons below..

LOL..