To your expanding joy!

THE CLOWN CHAKRA

The Clown scientists have found that all our
problems
can be placed under one heading: Seriousness.

Seriousness is the leading cause of everything
from
Cancer to Reincarnation. Scientists from the Clown
Academy have recently discovered a new source of
healing.

It is a psychic energy point located between the
heart
chakra and the throat chakra. It is called the
clown
chakra.

If people are feeling miserable; if they have
financial problems; if their relationship
situation is
the pits; if they are in ill health; if they have
a
need to sue people; if they find fault with
others;
then obviously their clown chakra is closed.

When this happens, the scientists have observed
under
a high-powered microscope that the cells of every
organ display a sad face; and when the clown
chakra is
open and functioning normally, the cells display a
happy face.

The scientists realized that if a person is ill,
it is
because his mind has projected an unhealthy
emotion
onto the cells of his body and has forced out the
love
that is normally found within each cell of the
body.
The cells are therefore saying, "I Lack
Love", or ILL
for short.

The scientists also discovered that all disease is
due
to the fact that the cells are "out of
ease" or "dis-
eased".

When the clown chakra is opened and working (or
rather, playing) properly, the psychic mechanism
sucks
up misery, pain, guilt, anger, resentment,
grievances,
unhappiness and so on, and converts the energy
into
tiny red heart-shaped balloons.

The red heart balloons contain Acceptance, Love
and
Joy. These balloons are directed to the
"dis-eased"
cell or situation, and a happy face appears
instantly.

When the light enters the darkness, the darkness
is
gone. Sometimes these red heart balloons are
called
endorphins, due to the fact that when anyone
experiences them the feeling of separation ends

- they experience being connected to everything,
everyone and especially to their own light within
and
hence are no longer an orphan. This is the well
known "end orphan" (endorphin) effect.

So if you think someone is attacking you, Clown
Scientists recommend that you visualize sending
that
person red heart shaped balloons filled with
Acceptance, Love and Joy.

Remember to keep your clown chakra open, remember
to
laugh and most importantly, remember that
seriousness
is the leading cause of reincarnation.

~ John Morton