'Mario' yes Lord, why have none of my children honoured my word... I think lord its because your not hip, what do you mean brother, "that's exactly what I'm talking about, you just cant go around any longer calling people brother and sister it just don't wash. 'Bruv' OR 'Siss is ok, oh I see, and what of my parables, well you could have re spoken them with a bit of humour, give me an example then bruv, god your a quick learner well I am the lord (example) like the bottomless pit, yea errmm why not "the more you big it the more you dig it" ok I'll remember that mario thanks for being the one to test the water, don't worry lord i'm sure they'll love you, because this world is already a laugh a minute, what do you mean do you like punch and Judy yes why' well your going to love politics anyway take care bruv.
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